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Offline PBurke

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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2008, 09:21:09 PM »
that changes the rules. ha ha
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2008, 09:30:22 PM »
I never had that opportunity.....never had a girlfriend who mother was hot looking....sheet...i just opened myself up for that one..

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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2008, 09:55:08 PM »
Quote from: TimmJ on May 27, 2008, 09:30:22 PM
I never had that opportunity.....never had a girlfriend who mother was hot looking....sheet...i just opened myself up for that one..



 :*))  You sure did, but strangely, I don't think anyone needs to say anything further.


Warhawk, this is a perfect example of your first thing NOT to do on a first date...
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2008, 10:01:32 PM »
lol
good one Fartin..umm i mean Fortin
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2008, 10:12:40 PM »
Quote from: TimmJ on May 27, 2008, 10:01:32 PM
lol
good one Fartin..umm i mean Fortin

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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2008, 11:09:37 PM »
Fart
Belch
Spit on the sidewalk
Have bad breath
Have bad underarm odor
Spit while talking
Talking with a mouthful of food
Picking your nose
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2008, 06:58:45 AM »
Quote from: don on May 27, 2008, 11:09:37 PM
Fart
Belch
Spit on the sidewalk
Have bad breath
Have bad underarm odor
Spit while talking
Talking with a mouthful of food
Picking your nose

Well hell Don...around here if you didnt do taht you would be celibate for life.
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2008, 08:32:05 AM »
Definitely make sure I don't have bad breath...usually isn't a problem unless I'm having food with garlic/onions
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2008, 10:27:26 AM »
This pisses me off to no end, replying  to text messages and taking phone calls.  :Xo! Thats is a deal breaker fr me!! Unless emergency call of course.
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2008, 11:02:13 AM »
Hi, tell her u are married or bisexual
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2008, 12:57:11 PM »
Quote from: FunshinePa on May 28, 2008, 10:27:26 AM
This pisses me off to no end, replying  to text messages and taking phone calls.  :Xo! Thats is a deal breaker fr me!! Unless emergency call of course.

Yeah that is really annoying. I can't stand that
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2008, 02:10:10 PM »
Take a dump and leave it in her toilet...I don't think she'd like that one.
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2008, 05:01:33 PM »
Back to the MILF thing. Ask her and her mom for a threesome.
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2008, 08:31:48 PM »
Quote from: TomGallagher on May 27, 2008, 07:31:48 PM
Ask her how she feels about anal sex.

Really....? you can't ask about that......?  dam it :-[
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