Gotta share, again.
Today was a slammed day at work, and when I went to lunch I had to go pickup some toner for our big copier, which caused me to return a few minutes late. When I got back to my office, my door was shut and the lights were turned off. My phone was ringing, so I slung the door open, click the lights on, dropped the toners and saw the number ringing in and had to answer it... it was the corporate office. As soon as I put the phone to my ear, white lotion covered it. I held the phone away from my ear and sat in my chair because I had to look at something in the system. I went to slide my chair up using my right hand and under the armrest was more lotion which covered my hand. Seeing I had a issue that needed immediate attention, I had to smear this crap on my pants, then as I put my fingers on my keyboard, there was lotion caked on them and my mouse. This pissed me off, but I was cool on the call and said I have a computer issue and will call you right back. I quickly ran to the bathroom got paper towels and wiped off enough to do my job.
Turns out, 2 girls from downstairs decided to prank myself and the guy in the office next to me. So him and I discussed this and decided we needed to retaliate!!
So after the girls left today, I went and got some petroleum jelly, food coloring and clam juice. When I returned my co-worker had dis-assembled their chairs. I proceeded to cake their keyboards in the petroleum jelly, then wrap them in clear packing tape. We then took a straw and put the clam juice in their phone recievers at the mouth part. They have a red fighting fish in their office, and we changed the clear water to a deep dark blue, which will probably make him purple now.
Tomorrow will be interesting......
PS.. I did check the fish many times and he was just fine
