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#15
by
DanDan
on 28 Apr, 2008 02:01
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Ok my worst date ever should be in a movie. Anyway I went on a blind date. We met at the mall and I was very happy since she looked like Shania Twain. We talked for awhile and everything went well then we went and played some pool and talked some more. Ok still going pretty good.
Then said we should drive to a lake nearby and talk. Ok we went outside and she was driving a pickup truck from the 60's that looked like a giant boulder had landed on it and bent it in half and then someone unbent it. We're driving down the road and she has a boom box on the gun rack. She turns it on full blast and its gospel music. Plus the engine of the truck sounds like a dragster. So I'm going deaf but still happy because she looks like Shania Twain.
We get to the lake and its beautiful night. You can see stars and the moon and all the lights from the nearby houses are reflecting into the lake. We are talking and she kisses me. Alright this girl that looks like Shania Twain kissed me!
Then we talk some more and somehow we got on the subject of cats. She says "one night my cat jumped on top of me and in a really horse voice said I'm gonna take you down". Apparently her cat was possessed.
I waited for her to smile or crack up and she just kept talking about it. Even the fact that she looked like Shania Twain didn't convince me to go on a second date.
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#16
by
Mikekoz13
on 28 Apr, 2008 04:55
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Ok my worst date ever should be in a movie. Anyway I went on a blind date. We met at the mall and I was very happy since she looked like Shania Twain. We talked for awhile and everything went well then we went and played some pool and talked some more. Ok still going pretty good.
Then said we should drive to a lake nearby and talk. Ok we went outside and she was driving a pickup truck from the 60's that looked like a giant boulder had landed on it and bent it in half and then someone unbent it. We're driving down the road and she has a boom box on the gun rack. She turns it on full blast and its gospel music. Plus the engine of the truck sounds like a dragster. So I'm going deaf but still happy because she looks like Shania Twain.
We get to the lake and its beautiful night. You can see stars and the moon and all the lights from the nearby houses are reflecting into the lake. We are talking and she kisses me. Alright this girl that looks like Shania Twain kissed me!
Then we talk some more and somehow we got on the subject of cats. She says "one night my cat jumped on top of me and in a really horse voice said I'm gonna take you down". Apparently her cat was possessed.
I waited for her to smile or crack up and she just kept talking about it. Even the fact that she looked like Shania Twain didn't convince me to go on a second date.
Yeah Dan it's easy to overlook a lot of things but the whole physco thing is an issue for me too.............
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#17
by
Timmay
on 28 Apr, 2008 10:35
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OK....well I have never told anyone about this date I had. WORST DATE EVER...my wife doesnt even know about this date. Not something that I was happy at all about. I met this girl thru my work and we decided to go out on a date. We went to a nice restaurant had a great time. After that we decided to hit a local party where all my buddies were at. We go there adn I introduce her to everyone adn we all had a great time. Well after it was over with she suggested that I come back to her apartment and bring a few of my friends along if I wanted and we could continue the party there. I said sure..sounds good to me. I told my friends to meet us back at her apartment and they were liek hell yeah....at least it is a place for us all to finish up drinking. We all arrive back at her apartment and everyone was getting a little more than tipsy. We we got on teh subject of sex and what was everyones worst sexual experience. This girl that I had asked out ..jumped up and said "you know what...I bet I can take all 3 of you on at one time" I was like ummm OK...this is weird...but what the hell. So we all go into her bedroom, drunk as all can get..and lights are out...me and one of the other buddies sitting on the floor...like we really dont want to do this do we? Well my date adn my other buddy are up there getting it on and they were like come you two jump in...finally we said Nahhh and we walked out. Something just didnt seem right. The next day my friend the one who ended up having sex with her..was liek man where did you guys end up going why didnt you join in. I said well I dropped him off at his house and then I went home..why? He then proceeded to tell me that well its a good thing you didnt do anything with her adn I said why...She had crabs...LOL..
I feel I made a good call.
Timmay
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#18
by
PigPen
on 28 Apr, 2008 10:43
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Wow Tim, I would have to agree that experience was pretty bad.
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#19
by
herronm
on 28 Apr, 2008 11:37
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Here is the worst of a long line of bad dates. Tara was beautiful!! She scored 10 on body, face and personality. We had known each other for several years, we worked at the same company, had mutual friends, lived at the same apartment complex. She had been to hear my band a few times. Needless to say, I had a crush on one of my good friends.
She broke up with a boyfriend, didn’t seem to be too upset, so I asked her to go out with me. Causal date of dinner and movie. We went, had a great time, talked, laughed, the things good friends do. We wound up at her apartment (first mistake), started drinking some wine and then to my amazement we started making out. Now, I could have died and gone to heaven right there, but I was ready to add some benefits to this good friendship. I was about where the short stops stands (between 2nd and 3rd base) when someone knocked on the door. It was the old boyfriend. Did I mention my 1st mistake? Damn it!! She started crying, he was giving me the evil eye, so I left. They got back together, but she went on to have at least 3 marriages. We still keep in touch.
That was over 25 years ago. Some my buddies still bring it up. Nothing like good friends….
Max
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#20
by
Tyler
on 28 Apr, 2008 14:33
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Max just reminded me of another really bad date I had.
The summer after HS I had a little small business where I would update the law books for law firms. At one of the firms there was a lady that I had worked with at a law firm prior to having this business. She had a daughter my age and asked if I would meet her. Well, I already knew her and she was hot, so I agreed to go to dinner at their house and then I was going to go out to a movie with her daughter afterward. Well, about half way through the dinner the chicks ex-boyfriend showed up and wanted to get all dramatic to try to win this check back. The funny thing is that this chicks name was also Tara. Well, after her dad threatening to kick her ex's ass and her crying all over the place I decided to leave. It was entertaining to see this chump try to win her back (which never happened) but it did make things weird between us until I moved away.
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#21
by
Nick912
on 28 Apr, 2008 20:41
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Dang I have had alot of terrible dates.. Im gonna brainstorm and get back to this one
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#22
by
PianoMan
on 29 Apr, 2008 08:05
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I haven't thought about this date in forever. I had just graduated from high school and met this girl while she was working at McDonalds. She was smokin' hot. I found out on our date that she was Miss XXX County. So I asked her out and said I'd pick her up after she got out of work.
I picked her up and can't remember exactly what we did that night. I remember not having anything in common with her. She was also a few fries short of a Happy Meal (sorry couldn't help it)
The date's over and I go to drop her off at her car in the McDonald's parking lot and it's gone.
I drive around the block, but still no car. She then tells me that her ex-boyfriend has keys to her car and must have taken it.
We drive to the police station to report it missing/stolen. I remember saying goodbye and walking out of the police station.
There's just some kind of crazy you don't want to mess with! LOL
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#23
by
Timmay
on 29 Apr, 2008 09:00
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I also remember going out with this chick after highschool. In high school she was the biggest geek i have ever known. Her last name was Harvey..so that should have been a clue...Harvey just sounds geeky to me anyways. Well I seen her out about 2 years after graduation and I was OMG is that her? She was a total knock out. I was like Harvey is that you? She was like yes...who are you? I told her Tim Bateman and she was like OMG you have changed so much and She was all over me. That should have been clue #1...because after that first intial re-intro I couldnt get rid of her. SHe drove this blue elcomino
and she was always having problems with it. She would bring it to my house an dsit out front and lay on the gas in part and revv up her engine. My dad would be like..who is the freak out front ? I would say oh dont pay any attention to her...she will go away soon. LOL
Then a few days later she calls me and says that she is having trouble with her stove at her house. So ..as stupid as I am I go up there and there is absolutely nothing wrong with her stove. She pushes me back on the couch and straddles my lap. Im sitting there like Jan ...get off!
I look over and on top of her TV is a pic of this lil boy..and I go WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!...its a pic of me in the 1st grade. We must have swapped pictures in grade school, I remember our teacher made us all give a picture to each class mate in our class. SHE STILL HAD IT. Then I see another picture of a lil boy and I was like who is that? Well come to find out it was her son and she was looking for a daddy for him. I was like umm ok...thats it! IM OUTTA HERE. She was like but Timmay! Dont go..Im so lonely. Im like well you are gonna be lonely for a longgggggg longggggggggggg time!...lol I aint raising someone else's kid..not at 19 years old...lol..
She now works at Walmart as a door greeter...lol I get the liberty of seeing her occasionally..and all i ever get is ...Hi Tim! LOL
I say Hi Jan..and walk on...
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#24
by
PianoMan
on 29 Apr, 2008 11:34
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Timm, you definitely know what I meant by "some kind of crzazy you don't want to mess with" LOL AND she drove the bitchin' El Camino. Classic.
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#25
by
Timmay
on 29 Apr, 2008 12:38
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Pianoman...was it an ElComino that was stolen? Couldnt have been the same girl..lol
Timmay
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#26
by
Jer
on 02 May, 2008 06:19
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So yeah, mine isn't really just one date, but 2 of them. So 3 years ago a friend of mine told me that she had a friend that really wants to meet me. She had told the friend a lot about me and so after I she tells me about her and shows me a picture, I thought this was too good to be true.
So I call her and the next night we went out. I took her to this nice fancy restaurant on the top of a 10 story building that overlooks the river, marina and base of lake Huron. Classiest place in a small town. We are there for hours and it's great. Here I am thinking this girl is too good to be true. So I take her home and she tells me to call so we can do that again. Great! Two days later, I call and shesays that she doesn't feel like going out, but that I should go over and hang out with her. I get to her house and we go inside to some people playing poker having a few drinks. Kids running around playing, adults drinking having a good time. All is good right? So the next day I head out to do my groceries, and as I'm walking along with my cart I see her off in the distance with 3 young kids, the oldest of which was 6. I hear one of them start crying yelling 'but mommy I wanna go to the park!' Now, I have no problem with children, and in fact have dated women with children in the past and will do so again in the future. After I left the grocery store I call my friend who set us up and I start asking some more in depth questions. So this is what I find out: She is actually only 21 but the girl told me 24; 3 kids from 3 fathers, each of whom left her cause supposedly she was crazy.
So after hearing that, I give her a call and do the whole very nice polite easy let down. From what I gather she took it well, then a few days later I'm getting back home to my building from working all night and there she is walking by pushing a stroller on the sidewalk. She waves so I go over to say hello. We talk and she says to call sometime to 'just hang out.' I kind of stutter and mumble an 'ok whatever' and head inside. The next morning I'm getting in from work again, and there she is again, this time not so nice, she starts to yell and ask why I didn't call. I tell her I said things won't work and we can't see eachother then I head inside. After sleeping the day, I wake up to see both my cell and home phone have about a dozen calls each, all from the same number, HERS! I call her and again tell her that I don't want to see her anymore and to please stop calling me. Two hours later I go to leave to shoot some pool with some friends, and she's in the parking lot of the building sitting on the bench and she again freaks out on me. I tell her to leave me alone and jump in my truck and tear off out of there. That continued every day for a week until I finally went up to her one day, on my way out to work, in full uniform and flipped! I told her that she is stalking me and I'm getting tired of it and will arrest her and get a restraining order if I ever see her near my building again.
All is quiet for 3 days then she shows up again and the calls start again. So, one restraining order and a few hundred in legal fees later, I finally had my peace and quiet.
No more blind dates for this guy unless I do a very in depth background check!
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#27
by
Timmay
on 02 May, 2008 06:26
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So yeah, mine isn't really just one date, but 2 of them. So 3 years ago a friend of mine told me that she had a friend that really wants to meet me. She had told the friend a lot about me and so after I she tells me about her and shows me a picture, I thought this was too good to be true.
So I call her and the next night we went out. I took her to this nice fancy restaurant on the top of a 10 story building that overlooks the river, marina and base of lake Huron. Classiest place in a small town. We are there for hours and it's great. Here I am thinking this girl is too good to be true. So I take her home and she tells me to call so we can do that again. Great! Two days later, I call and shesays that she doesn't feel like going out, but that I should go over and hang out with her. I get to her house and we go inside to some people playing poker having a few drinks. Kids running around playing, adults drinking having a good time. All is good right? So the next day I head out to do my groceries, and as I'm walking along with my cart I see her off in the distance with 3 young kids, the oldest of which was 6. I hear one of them start crying yelling 'but mommy I wanna go to the park!' Now, I have no problem with children, and in fact have dated women with children in the past and will do so again in the future. After I left the grocery store I call my friend who set us up and I start asking some more in depth questions. So this is what I find out: She is actually only 21 but the girl told me 24; 3 kids from 3 fathers, each of whom left her cause supposedly she was crazy.
So after hearing that, I give her a call and do the whole very nice polite easy let down. From what I gather she took it well, then a few days later I'm getting back home to my building from working all night and there she is walking by pushing a stroller on the sidewalk. She waves so I go over to say hello. We talk and she says to call sometime to 'just hang out.' I kind of stutter and mumble an 'ok whatever' and head inside. The next morning I'm getting in from work again, and there she is again, this time not so nice, she starts to yell and ask why I didn't call. I tell her I said things won't work and we can't see eachother then I head inside. After sleeping the day, I wake up to see both my cell and home phone have about a dozen calls each, all from the same number, HERS! I call her and again tell her that I don't want to see her anymore and to please stop calling me. Two hours later I go to leave to shoot some pool with some friends, and she's in the parking lot of the building sitting on the bench and she again freaks out on me. I tell her to leave me alone and jump in my truck and tear off out of there. That continued every day for a week until I finally went up to her one day, on my way out to work, in full uniform and flipped! I told her that she is stalking me and I'm getting tired of it and will arrest her and get a restraining order if I ever see her near my building again.
All is quiet for 3 days then she shows up again and the calls start again. So, one restraining order and a few hundred in legal fees later, I finally had my peace and quiet.
No more blind dates for this guy unless I do a very in depth background check!
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'THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE ELCAMINO CHICK' LOL Timmay