I used to enjoy roller coasters ... until after 1,100 flight hours in a Navy P-3. Not that I'm scared, the rides just seem like work now.
That's a ROACH?It looks like a turtle!
I'm nothing but a quivering mass of phobias. W/out them I wouldn't even have a personality. My wife gets pretty annoyed, but after 14 years she's used to the rituals. That's the price you pay when you ride on the Bald_Okie Love Train!If anyone is interested I'll tell my pygmy story and how it all started.
... I force myself through the fear to bring happiness and joy to the neighborhood!