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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!


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Re: Football Season in Full Swing... So why not a blondes take on the game!
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2007, 09:25:28 PM »
That's a good one Champ!
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Re: Football Season in Full Swing... So why not a blondes take on the game!
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2007, 09:48:23 PM »
Clasic bro'
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Re: Football Season in Full Swing... So why not a blondes take on the game!
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2007, 11:34:39 PM »
good one....champ ;D ;D ;D O0

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Re: Football Season in Full Swing... So why not a blondes take on the game!
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2007, 04:23:51 AM »
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Re: Football Season in Full Swing... So why not a blondes take on the game!
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2007, 04:25:15 AM »
Good one Champ! O0

My blonde wife will get a kick out of that one.

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Re: Football Season in Full Swing... So why not a blondes take on the game!
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2007, 04:27:29 AM »
 :*)) :*))Love those blonde jokes.
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Re: Football Season in Full Swing... So why not a blondes take on the game!
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2007, 05:59:20 AM »
As a former blonde, I don't find it all that amusing. ???


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Re: Football Season in Full Swing... So why not a blondes take on the game!
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2007, 06:12:31 AM »
As a former blonde, I don't find it all that amusing. ???

You'll get it later....
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Re: Football Season in Full Swing... So why not a blondes take on the game!
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2007, 06:14:50 AM »
As a former blonde, I don't find it all that amusing. ???

You'll get it later....


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Re: Football Season in Full Swing... So why not a blondes take on the game!
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2007, 07:57:57 AM »
As a former blonde, I don't find it all that amusing. ???

And a California blonde at that :*))  Like wow, dude!
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Re: Football Season in Full Swing... So why not a blondes take on the game!
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2007, 08:31:08 AM »
Whatever, Yupper. :x!


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Re: Football Season in Full Swing... So why not a blondes take on the game!
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2007, 08:43:56 AM »
Whatever, Yupper. :x!

Dat's Y-O-O-P-E-R, rhymes with SUPER, not supper my California bro. ;D
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Re: Football Season in Full Swing... So why not a blondes take on the game!
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2007, 08:59:50 AM »
Whatever, Yupper.  :x!


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Re: Football Season in Full Swing... So why not a blondes take on the game!
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2007, 09:24:46 AM »
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Back to the subject at hand, that was a good one Champ!!!
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