Why men are not allowed to write advice columns

• Why men are not allowed to write advice columns by Paul on 29 Sep, 2007 20:32
• Dear Walter:
  
  I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
  
  Sincerely,Norma
  
  Dear Norma: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.
  
  Walter
  
  
   
  
• #1 by Timmay on 29 Sep, 2007 22:28
• Timmj just sits here adn shakes his head.....LOL................
• #2 by JDog on 29 Sep, 2007 23:59
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  Too funny Paul.
• #3 by shakf on 30 Sep, 2007 01:23
•   jeez i'm in stitches man!
• #4 by shyslyguy on 30 Sep, 2007 02:13
• I don't see what's funny about that! Just very sound advice!
  
       Good one Paul! 
• #5 by Tyler on 30 Sep, 2007 02:18
• Good one Paul!
• #6 by KALBO on 30 Sep, 2007 08:27
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• #7 by Tom McGarry. on 30 Sep, 2007 09:22
• That was good Paul        
• #8 by wpruitt on 30 Sep, 2007 11:01
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• #9 by Bald_freak on 30 Sep, 2007 14:28
• well....ummm....hmmmm, maybe the advice she got helped her get her car running so she could drive the hell away from that fruit. Was the husbands name TimmJ by any chance? 
• #10 by SLYinKC on 30 Sep, 2007 14:43
• Funny,  Funnnyyyy.  I liked that one.
• #11 by PigPen on 01 Oct, 2007 15:48
• That's hilarious