no habla.
But... probably the funniest nickname I've heard was a few years ago, when I was called to the ER for a consultation on a particularly hectic night. As I was speaking to one of the ER docs about the patient I had just evaluated....from the other side of the curtain....the patient started chanting..."Triple X...Triple X..Triple X"....in obvious reference to his assertion that my shaved headed look reminded him of Vin Diesel....