Good one! How about this one:
A man and his wife go to dinner at their favorite restaurant and enjoy a nice bottle of wine.
On the way home, the couple is pulled over by a state trooper. The man asks “what’s the problem, officer?” The trooper replies, “You were doing 70 in a 50 zone.” The man says, “That’s impossible – I had the cruise control set at 50.” His wife says, “This car doesn’t have cruise control.” The man tells her to shut up. The officer is a little surprised by this and says “sir, I see you are not wearing your seat belt.” The man says, “I took it off to get my wallet when you pulled me over.” His wife says, “You never wear a seat belt” The man angrily says “I told you to shut up!” The officer is even more surprised at this, so he leans down and says, “Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you that way?” She replies, “Only when he’s been drinking.”
