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Night School
« on: April 11, 2016, 01:14:19 PM »
A man was pulled over by the police one night around 2:30 a.m. The officer approached the driver's window and asked the man where he was going at that time of night.

The man stated, "I am on my way to a lengthy lecture regarding alcohol abuse and its effects on the human body and interpersonal relationships. The effects of smoking, gambling and staying out late also will be included."

"Seriously?" the officer replied. "Who would be giving that kind of a lecture at this hour?"

"My wife," the man sighed.

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