I was in the sandwich shop today with my wife. The place was unusually crowded at the time. We had placed our order and we're waiting when I noticed that out of the fifteen or so men in there at least ten were sly. At that same moment I heard one man say "Bald is beautiful man" as a slick headed guy approached me and shook my hand. We started a conversation about shaving products and shave frequency. Not long after a third baldy joined in and we continued to converse while almost forgetting my wife was with me. (I know, deduct two points for that one). When we got outside my wife looked at me and said "really?" I simply responded, "yes really".