At work, I help people with their computer issues. A guy called today and said that he was "pulling his hair out" trying to figure out how to do something with his email, and I responsded, "I already did"!
What? You already did what?
Pulled my hair out. Well, really I shaved it.
Oh. Nice joke to pop on a customer. Then introduce them to Sly Bald Guys.
BTW, I had to have my SBG business cards reprinted already. I went through the first 48 so fast that I was out of stock. Ordered 128 or so this time around.