Orrrrr, if some punk is giving you a hard time asking about the scar you could smash a bottle on the edge of a table (like in the movies) and say "Want me to show you what happened to the guy that hit me??"
I heard that one already....real funny.
Man, something that got me kinda pissed this weekend was some dude that I haven't seen in a while tells me...first thing out of his mouth..."wow you shaved your head, now you can see where your hairline's receded, don't worry, it'll grow back quick though"
I told him, that's why I shaved it dumbass, and I'm keeping it like that. Then he says "oh, it looks alright" with a smartass tone.
The funny thing is, he's friends with my older sister, and she tells me he's like 30 and never had a girlfriend, probably never been laid before either, so that explains a lot about his attitude. And he also told me he was losing his hair, just doesn't have the balls to shave it.