What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
How do you make a one armed blonde fall out of a tree?
Wave to her.
How do blondes 'brain cells die?
Alone.
What's the difference between a blonde guy and a blond girl?
The blond girls sperm count is higher.
Why are blond jokes so stupid?
So brunettes can get them.
