Alright lads? Whats occurring?

I just went into Tesco for an emergency Krispy Kreme donut, and they have quite a good deal on blades.
10 Fusion blades, plus a razor (which has a blade on it too) for £20. Same deal for Mach 3.
I asked the
chavette nice young lady at the customer service desk if this offer is available in all stores, and after faffing around for about 10 minutes, she said its not available in Tesco Metro or Tesco Express stores, and its not available at all in Northern Ireland (why??) or Ireland. Oirish lads, beidh ort teacht go Sasana chun iad a cheannach

Anyway, here's a lovely picture of my new Fusion blades

