A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane , When another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man .
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane .
The second man explained that he was from the Police Drug Enforcement Agency ,
and that the dog was a " Sniffing dog " .
His name is Sniffer and he`s the best there is . I`ll show you once we get airborne, when i put him to work .
The plane took off, and once it was leveled out, the Policeman said, " Watch this " .
He told Sniffer to search .
Sniffer jumped down , walked along the aisle , and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds .
Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policemans arm .
The Policeman said, "Good Boy", and he turned to the man and said," That woman is in possession of marijuana,
I`m making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land .
" Gee , Thats pretty good , replied the first man .
Once again , the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles .
The Lab sniffed about , sat down beside a man for a few seconds , returned to it`s seat , and this time
he placed two paws on the policemans arm .
The policeman said , That man is carrying cocaine , so again , I`m making a note of his seat number for the police . " I like it " ! , said his seat mate .
The Policeman then told Sniffer to " search " again .
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while , sat down for a moment , and then came racing back
to the agent . jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to crap all over the place .
The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and could`nt figure out how or why a well-trained dog
would behave like that , so he asked the Policeman , " Whats going on " ? .
The Policeman nervously replied , " He`s just found a bomb " ! !