An 90-year old man goes for a physical. All of his
tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, "Chuck, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
Chuck replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have
poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the
night to go to the bathroom, POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done,
POOF! the light goes off."
"WOW, That's incredible" the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck's wife.
"Ethel," he says, "Chuck is doing fine! But I had to call you as
I am in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up
during the night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when
he's done POOF! the light goes off?"
"Oh my Lord!" Ethel exclaims.
"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
