I just read two pages worth of stuff and still have now clue what I just read... 
See it confused your typing too! Sorry about the editing, just spent two hours grading students English papers.
That's called changing your thought mid sentence and forgetting to re-edit. DOH!!
Isn't that DOAH!

Or is that "Ordinary American" speak?
That's called changing your thought mid sentence and forgetting to re-edit. DOH!!
Isn't that DOAH!
Or is that "Ordinary American" speak?
That's "ordinary American" mixed with some California Redneck.
'm Forever Blowing Bubbles
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
Nearly reach the sky,
And like my dreams,
They fade and die,
Fortunes always hiding,
I looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
United! United! United!!

Thanks Brad. I'll get them spanners and 50p shipped right out to ya