A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.
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The blonde starts crying to her husband, "That's horrible! So many men dying that way!"
Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but there is always that risk involved in skydiving.
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Still sobbing, the blonde says,"How many is a brazilian?"
LOL...LMAO....Dude, I think I might have some competition...Or did I ever have it to begin with
that was actually one of the best ones ive heard on this site lol.