hello fellow chrome domes: we've heard all the phrases of all those "hair club 4 men" type commercials. i thought it would B fun 2 bring our own version.
i'll start: hair-loss solution... i use the fusion (manual).

so... how 'bout U? what's your sarcastic phrase? what's your story?
WARHAWK
no more bad hair days, i use the fusion.

WARHAWK
The perfect solution for combovers...The HeadBlade
Here's one in honor of the so-called stimulus bill
"Help create jobs in the sun-block and razor industries..Support the economy and buy a HeadBlade!!"
I saved 1500 dollars a year in barber bills,by switching to Fusion
The Headblader....Keeps on glowing and glowing and glowing.....................................
HeadBlade, the Quicker Slicker Upper!
if U don't want 2 wait in line at the barber.... use the fusion.

WARHAWK
When Mother Nature messes with your head, use Fusion.