You should get the motion detecting water sprinkler, like what they use to keep deer and birds out of gardens and stuff. just line your yard with turrets.   

A few years back a woman I know picked up the poop and put it in the violators yard. The hext AM it was smeared all over her car door handles.

So she waited until the middle of the night, snuck to the guys yard with a can of gasoline, and in 8 foot letters spelled out the word "sh*t" with the gasoline. By morning the grass had died off and he got quite the AM surprise.

She never had another problem with him.

Yeah, I agree with you Mike....

I agree. I have stubbed my toe and let the Lords name slip in an inappropriate way but I think His name or if you belive in another diety should be used only in respectful terms.  A guy I work with lost his job a few days ago because he was firmly convinced that Gods last name is "damn" and was letting it slip way to many times around customers.

Grandma's gonna wash your mouth out with soap!

sorry to interfere her but I want to point out some things.  I don't know how they will be
perceived but let's hope for the best.

willBslyoncemore it seems the people here did not respond well to your comment using Jesus's name.
I am not Christian but we have to accept that people do get offended by things.  I would certainly have
been offended if Muhammad peace be upon him's name was mentionned.
And then you reply back with "Calm down ladies, please".

I'm sorry but that's just not nice.  Whether you meant it as a joke or not, it's very disrespectful.  I don't know
what else to say but since I have been here as a lurker and a member I have found these guys to be among the
most polite people I have met.  So a comment like calm down ladies is not right.
You know we have a comment in my language which is translated as "if people tell you to step on their face that does not mean step on their face"..............so just because the people here are being very tolerant and patient it doesn't mean we forget proper behaviour.

Offending post have been removed... there's nothing to see here... keep moving along... 

And Dog, knock it off!

Sorry for offending anybody, I tend to say "Jesus Christ!" a lot.