Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.

House without toilet is uncanny.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

Confucious Say......Seven day honeymoon,,,,make whole weak!!!

BING!...another winner from the expensive motorbike, class clown, emu guy!! 



good job, BMW....always quality stuff, brutha

My pleasure.....

After all, there's more to life than News;Weather;Sports;Creams;Gels;Oils and Razors.....

He also said

"Man who jack off into cash register come into money".

BAD ONE...........LMAO

Man who spend too much time in doghouse, end up in cathouse.

Quote from: pburke on February 09, 2007, 09:02:31 PM

Man who spend too much time in doghouse, end up in cathouse.

Sounds like you are talking from experiance.

 

> > > Man who run in front of car get tired.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement!
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > > Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*