Maybe it is because I am from Montana, but I was really confused. Please don't tell me that people actually talk like that.
Skiking...you surely have been ensconced all your earthly time here. You need not be such a slugabed, do we have to limn you what the world is like today? I have decided to edify your use of language, but we must be careful that we do not speak in verbiage. Oh....do you hear that? It's a tintinnabulation...must be time for me to go. Good luck Skiking