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THINGS U say in your "mind" when U see .... by warhawk on 28 Oct, 2008 15:51
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hello fellow chrome domes: i wanted 2 start a topic on "THINGS U say in your "mind" when U C a horrible combover, horseshoe (google: ron howard), skullet, or toupee". i'll start: when i c those things... i immediately laugh & yell out...DUDE... embrace your baldness!!!... in my "mind" of course.
thank goodness people can't read minds (right?) 
so... how 'bout U? what do U say in your "mind" when U C these "things"?
what's your story?
WARHAWK
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#1 by hammerdrill376 on 28 Oct, 2008 15:57
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"man..that horseshoe had to hurt........oh..you just haven't shaved yet...my bad!!"
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#2 by PBurke on 28 Oct, 2008 16:07
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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#3 by Brkeatr on 28 Oct, 2008 16:28
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Boy, your a handsome dude.....
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#4 by time2shine on 28 Oct, 2008 17:00
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In recent years, i've seen less and less combovers. However, I saw one yesterday, and just thought, "this must be a very stubborn man". And i thought about how great he'd look if he just shaved it off. It almost felt like watching a mouse in a maze... you can see the finish, and want to show him where to go, but he must find the cheese on his own
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#5 by D.A.L.U.I. on 28 Oct, 2008 17:31
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"When is that poor b_st_rd going to see the light and clean it up!"
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#6 by Mikekoz13 on 28 Oct, 2008 17:35
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Here is the exact thought that usually enters my head as soon as I see one of these guys:
Dude, you can't possibly think that looks good! -
#7 by rodubls on 28 Oct, 2008 19:22
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The other day I was walking past this guy, a very unfortunate specimen of MPB with a weird combover/combforward thing going on. He was staring at my dome and I totally wanted to just stop and tell him, "Just do it man, you know you want to. It looks better this way and I know you're nervous but its the best thing you can do. I know this website, there are people there that can help..."
And it would continue from there, almost like an intervention if you will. -
#8 by marshd1000 on 28 Oct, 2008 20:07
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When I see someone with a combover, I think, "You must be Cleopatra, Queen of Denial!!!"
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#9 by Timmay on 28 Oct, 2008 21:18
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OK here you go guys. Going thru Security at Miami International Airport...there is this guy checking passports. My wife nudges me and says ...Get a load of that dudes rug. I was liek I know I already saw it. It was TERRIBLE. Didnt even match his eyebrows or beard. He was only like in his mid 40's Well as we approached him closer...his name badge hangin around his neck and this dude had a few scraggly hairs and a full beard in his pic. I started to chuckle and he noticed because he looks at me and says..."Oh thats nice...Really Nice...thanks ALOT DUDE! At least I have hair! " Im like What you talkin about ? Oh dont give me that line MR BATEMAN ...Women love a man with hair. My wife spoke up and she said...Well sorry Honey but not this wife...and she patted me on the head and we walked thru the Metal Detector..lol
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#10 by Brkeatr on 29 Oct, 2008 04:25
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OK here you go guys. Going thru Security at Miami International Airport...there is this guy checking passports. My wife nudges me and says ...Get a load of that dudes rug. I was liek I know I already saw it. It was TERRIBLE. Didnt even match his eyebrows or beard. He was only like in his mid 40's Well as we approached him closer...his name badge hangin around his neck and this dude had a few scraggly hairs and a full beard in his pic. I started to chuckle and he noticed because he looks at me and says..."Oh thats nice...Really Nice...thanks ALOT DUDE! At least I have hair! " Im like What you talkin about ? Oh dont give me that line MR BATEMAN ...Women love a man with hair. My wife spoke up and she said...Well sorry Honey but not this wife...and she patted me on the head and we walked thru the Metal Detector..lol
That's funny Timmy.....
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#11 by time2shine on 29 Oct, 2008 08:56
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OK here you go guys. Going thru Security at Miami International Airport...there is this guy checking passports. My wife nudges me and says ...Get a load of that dudes rug. I was liek I know I already saw it. It was TERRIBLE. Didnt even match his eyebrows or beard. He was only like in his mid 40's Well as we approached him closer...his name badge hangin around his neck and this dude had a few scraggly hairs and a full beard in his pic. I started to chuckle and he noticed because he looks at me and says..."Oh thats nice...Really Nice...thanks ALOT DUDE! At least I have hair! " Im like What you talkin about ? Oh dont give me that line MR BATEMAN ...Women love a man with hair. My wife spoke up and she said...Well sorry Honey but not this wife...and she patted me on the head and we walked thru the Metal Detector..lol
Tim, it seems that the common phrase for the dudes in denial is "atleast I have hair". Whether its a rug or a combover. -
#12 by Timmay on 29 Oct, 2008 09:14
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Yes...i have noticed that...because that is the only thing they can think of for a come back. Thats sooooo play ground-ish.lol
I know you are ..but what am I?? LOL -
#13 by tow on 29 Oct, 2008 18:48
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i wish i could come up with a manly way to convince them the combover is dead . my dad is the worst, start with a wet comb at the right ear and comb to the left.he recently ask me about buzzing his hair i said it was a good start hopefully he'll try it
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#14 by xnewyawka on 01 Nov, 2008 23:48
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"what a shame, he really thinks he looks good when he see's that in the mirror?"