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Re: beards
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2008, 11:54:19 AM »
OFFSIDE!![/b]



besides.. Home base is something completely different over here.
So yeah... you can go to homebase if ya like.
pick me up a spanner while yer at it.  :D
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Re: beards
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2008, 07:22:57 AM »
Some of them smelt like a goat

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Re: beards
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2008, 12:59:21 PM »
I sport a Goatee occasionally, I refer to it as my "Getting a little Western".  Prefer to have a crop of whiskers when I'm hunting, especially in colder months.  No I don't feel it keeps my face any warmer, just the sense of being a little, or a lot, less maintained seems to suit my persona when I'm carrying a loaded weapon or holding a fishing pole in my hand.  I think Jeremiah Johnson was a relative of mine in a former life as a Mountain Man!

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Re: beards
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2008, 03:35:51 PM »
I've always had some facial hair since I was about 14. In the Winter it's a full beard and in the Summer it's a Fu 'stache.

The whole association with facial hair and evil came  about partly from a change in social norms when men started shaving off their beards instead of letting them grow, and partly from the rejection of anything related to sexuality in the modern Christian reformation.

I believe it was Socrates who said "There are two types of people who go around without beards, women and children, and I am neither".
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Re: beards
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2008, 06:33:15 PM »
Hi,when i grew one, I looked 10 years older, could not pull any ladies,

You're supposed to poke 'em mate, not pull 'em!  :*))



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Re: beards
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2008, 07:28:48 AM »
ever wonder why Timmay has his tongue hanging out?

Trying to catch flies?   :*))
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Re: beards
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2008, 07:56:57 AM »
Hey Matthew,

Hows about an update on your beard.  Any substantial growth to report.  Let's see a pic.

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Re: beards
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2008, 08:48:29 AM »
I guess I will chime in here...

I am the founder and president of the Midwest Beard and Moustache Club - http://www.midwestbeard.com - an official local chapter of Beard Team USA.

Beards are neither evil nor good - although their power can be harnessed for such purposes.  Trucker got it right.  And beard acceptance is cyclical and cultural.  Towards the mid part of the 19th century (late 1830's) through the early part of the 20th century, rarely was man seen in the USA without a beard (full, goatee or other category).  Beards fell out of favor for two reasons in the early 20th century - during WWI soldiers were told they needed to shave to don gas masks and make a good seal - plus it gave the soldiers a more uniform look and the American military does not like non-conformity.  It was during this time that American cinema started portraying the American soldier as a great hero on the screen - and Holywood actors embraced this by going clean shaven as well.  Thus began the beginning of the end of the beard in the last century.

Fast forward to the hippie movement - Even George Carlin, who was clean shaven when he was up and coming - began to don a beard during this time - his contemporaries told him his career would be over - his Las Vegas shows were cancelled - but he refused to shave - and I don't think he did too bad at all.

Fast forward to the 80's and 90's - beards were almost non-existant here.  Every man wanted a close shave - the razor industry boomed.  If you had facial hair you were most likely looked upon as a "dirty hippie wannabe" or an out of work starving artist.  This continues even today - but the tides have changed a little.  I think the emasculation of men - the Metrosexual look - is falling by the wayside just a little - you see more men today with beards than you have since the 60's.

Yes, I have been harangued and harrassed about my beard - my family even tried to have an intervention for me - for real.  Some comments I have received:

1.  "You look like you just crawled out of a spider hole, Saddam"
2.  "When are you going to shave that disgusting thing off your face?"  This was from a female co-worker that I barely knew - my reply was unkind...it was a Monday morning.  I replied, "When are you going to go on a diet and lose that gut"  Oddly enough she never spoke to me again - and I did feel bad about saying that.
3.  "That makes your face look fat"
4.  "Do birds nest in that thing?"
5.  "Hey Charlie Manson"
6.  "I dig that Rasputin look"
7.  "That looks like pubic hair on your face" - that was from my wife
8.  "I won't kiss you until you shave it off" - also from the wife
9.  "I am going to cut it off while you sleep" - you guessed it..the wife

I have also received several positive comments - and unsought but welcomed attention from quite a few ladies (but many of my friends are in the ink slinging business (tattoo artists) and since I spend a lot of time in the chair and at the shop - I tend to meet more open minded people.  I've even been hit on by guys - which is flattering - but not my thing.

Just check out my website - go to the Links section and poke around on several of the beard related websites/organizations.  There is a great brotherhood of bearded men - and the women who love them.  Heck, maybe even Rasputin had a significant other   ;)

I love goats! (Not the same way Timmay does of course!  :D  )




I was a shepherd on Halloween - boy people sure love to give candy to ya if they think you're a holy man.




I even met Santa Claus at the Caucus back in February - beards bring total strangers together!




At least the kids love it!




8 month old beard




How can this beard be evil???




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Just like Russ - I like to get a little western myself...









For Halloween this year I am going full on Zombie - I'll show ya an evil beard then!  >:D


Regards,

Matthew


I took some pictures this weekend, Red - I was sporting a handlebar with the goatee - I will have to post those later...thanks for asking my friend!
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Re: beards
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2008, 09:30:15 AM »
That must be the Euro-Bear look which bears (pardon the pun) no resemblance whatsoever to the North American Bear. :*))  Just looks like a skinny GQ model who grew a beard.

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Re: beards
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2008, 11:22:22 AM »
He looks scarry to me

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Re: beards
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2008, 11:46:32 AM »
  <-------------------------   Satan checking in !  >:D
Shave your head.....free your mind.

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Re: beards
« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2008, 02:16:45 AM »
In Mcarthys America you would not have dared to wear a beard. LOL

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Re: beards
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2008, 10:47:40 AM »
In a fear controlled America it isn't safe to be anything not deemed normal. I don't know about anyone else, but for me personally, the beard I wear is probably the least strange thing about me.

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Re: beards
« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2008, 11:11:58 AM »
Those are some incredible beard pics Matthews.  And I hope you don't mind my saying that slyness was a good upgrade for you.

 



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