OH hush JER....for I ...I...I....ummmm come pee in your front yard.! Yea thats what I will do ...pee in your front yard ....and on your petunia flowers. LOL
Uhhhh.... WTF? Petunias? I don't have any of those, but see, I'm lazy so I don't do anything to clean up my yard. SO, you MAY want to think twice about exposing yourself there as there's most likely some poison ivy around... And then, don't forget,

indecent exposure is a summary offense up here!

Oh, and I HAVE been wanting to try out my new paint ball gun...........