If you've heard this one before...enjoy it again. If not hope you get a good laugh
Two Irish girls were walking down a country road one day when they happened upon an Irishman who had induldged in a bit too much whiskey. One of the mischevious young ladies came up with an idea, lifted the mans kilt, pulled a red bow from her red hair and carefully tied it around his member. Giggling, off went the two women.
A few hours later the Irishman woke from his stupor and feeling something amiss pulled up his kilt and discovered the red ribbion. A grin came over his face as he exclaimed..."Well,well..I don't know where ya been..don't know what you've done but it looks like you've won first prize!!"
