He orders a double vodka (Belvedere of course) and tonic with a lime. As he is paying, he notices a large glass jar, stuffed with $100 dollar bills. He says to the bartender, "Wow!, you make great tips here." as he points to the jar.
The bartender replies, "that's not a tip jar, that is the 'challenge jar'".
I, I mean, the guy replies, "What is the challenge jar?"
The bartender replies, "Well, if you put $100 in the jar, and you complete the three challenges, you get all the money in the jar.".
So I, I mean, the guy askes, "Well, what are the challenges?"
Bartender: "1st, Do you see that guy at the end of the bar (he points to a beast of a man sitting at the bar)? You have to knock him out cold!"
'The guy': "Wooooo.... thats enough, I don't want to get my butt kicked by that guy."
So, 'the guy' has a few more drinks, looks down to the end of the bar and thinks, "look at that punk. I could drop him no problem.", and calls the barternder over, and askes him the other tasks.
Bartender: "Well, after you knock him out, go out the back door, where you will find a pit bull. The pit bull has an abseth tooth. You need to pull that abseth tooth from the pitbull."
'The guy': "wooo,, i know i can probably drop that punk, but I'm not messing with a pit bull!"
He then continues to order more drinks, and after consuming them, looks down the bar and thinks, "look at that punk", looks at the back door and thinks, "I can handle a puppy dog", and screams, "Bartender, what is the third task?!"
Bartender: "Well, after you knock him out, remove the tooth from the pit bull, you have to visit my 85 year old grand mother upstairs. She has never had an orgasm, and you have to give her one."
'The guy': "woooo, that is disgusting... I don't want any part of that...", then proceeds to order more drinks. After a couple more, he thinks, "I can knock that punk out, I can handle that dog, and I can handle that old lady", next he screams, "BARTENDER!!!"
'The guy' then slaps a $100 dollar bill on the table. He walks over, and knocks the guy at the end of the bar out in one punch. Feeling confident, he walks over to the back door, kicks it open, walks ou as the door shuts behind him. Everyone inside hears, "Rough Rough Rough", then a series, "yelp yelp yelp". 'The guy', walks back in with his bloody, torn clothing, and says, :
"Alright, where is that old lady with the abseth tooth?"