It's a Hard Life being a penis
It has only 1 eye
It's hairs a mess
The neighbours are nuts
There's an arse around the corner
And it's best friend is a fanny
And it's best friend is a fanny
guess that line changes with what people are into. ha ha ha
And it's best friend is a fanny
guess that line changes with what people are into. ha ha ha
No ... that term has a different meaning in the UK from what we're used to it meaning, Paulie.
oh sorry!
my bad
It does change the meaning just a bit, doesn't it?

Don't feel bad. I'm usually pretty good with most of the Brit-slang but I didn't know that particular one until a couple of years ago. On a dog forum, someone got a new puppy and wanted to name her Fanny -- and all the Brits were laughing and saying, "You
can't call her Fanny", which naturally led to people asking why not ....
Fanny-pussy, slit, minge, crack etc etc