A stripper 
hey champ! why am i not surprised by that answer.

WARHAWK
My fabulous girlfriend when she came home to find her new Sly Bald Guy.
Never received a head rub...

But i've received a beard pet!
A buddy of mine that I ran into at the bar.
I don't like guys rubbing my head.
Champs answer doesn't surprise me either......lol
it was one of the little hotties in a store I was setting.
My wife while my daughter was whistling the Mr. Clean themesong at the same time