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#60 by Mikekoz13 on 30 Jun, 2008 04:36
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Yesterday I went to the supermarket with my son. As I was opening the freezer door to get some frozen peas, one of the grocery clerks passed me by and said ET, phone home. I looked at my son and said what was that about? He gave me a puzzled look.
A few minutes later I was getting some boxes of cereal and the same clerk passed by and said ET, phone home. I looked at my son. He looked back at me and said, dad I think he was talking to you. I asked my son, why do you think that?
Do you think I look like ET?
If my son wasn't with me I would have decked that jerk of a clerk.
I'm afraid I would have approached that clerk and told him that if he made one more comment, "ET" was going to deliver a special message to the end of his nose..... courtesy of the fist phone..........
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#61 by Jer on 30 Jun, 2008 05:18
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You're not the only one to get called E.T. though. I never got it from strangers, but I would get all my friends calling me that after they had seen this one pictures of me. I don't see any resemblance but everyone else sure seems to.
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#62 by marty22 on 30 Jun, 2008 06:04
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Hey Jer: u have a perfect scalp to shave.
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#63 by PBurke on 30 Jun, 2008 12:33
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so jer, which one is the real you?
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#64 by Jer on 30 Jun, 2008 12:53
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so jer, which one is the real you?
Oh hell, even I don't know anymore...
I don't even remember the pic being taken I was so far gone that night -
#65 by hammerdrill376 on 05 Jul, 2008 08:03
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My daughter is constantly whistling the Mr. Clean theme around me.
Worst comment I have had..though it was actually in jest was I looked like something sticking out of the busted end of a condom! -
#66 by stemikger on 16 Apr, 2010 04:05
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I was called Dr. Evil tonight at work.
My daughter's new favoriate is Daddy Warbucks. -
#67 by cvasara on 16 Apr, 2010 04:14
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Uncle Fester and Yoda -- From the rednecks I hang around with at our local watering hole.
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#68 by -Doug- on 16 Apr, 2010 06:53
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Locke (from Lost)
and Wooly Willy
Both by my loving wife
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#69 by Bilko1 on 01 Aug, 2010 10:34
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Baldy, chrome-dome, skinhead, Nazi & a positive one, COOL !! Any of this sound familiar ?!!
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#70 by Sooner Steve on 03 Aug, 2010 20:24
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One night when I was refereeing a high school basketball game a guy called me Cue Ball. I thought that was pretty good. I gave him the thumbs up sign.
He laughed, wasn't mad anymore over my call, and the game went smoothly thereafter.
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#71 by phigg on 06 Aug, 2010 10:10
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It's been 3 weeks, so far, not a one.
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#72 by kenny57028 on 06 Aug, 2010 20:44
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I don't very much get concerd by this name, but when I first herd it it took me off gaurd by how immature it sounds... Penis head? Ya kinda seems like an elementary name. Wierd thing is I herd a guy that was balding and he was asking another bald guy what he should do and the guy told him he could shave it. The guy goes "no my heads to long and skinny ill look like a penis head." Don't know if anyoens ever head this?
As for me I usually get called skinhead or cue ball, used to get cancer patient before I grew the beard out. Also some random names of people/cartoons that are bald. Don't take much offense and all just laugh about it. -
#73 by xKevoBx on 06 Aug, 2010 21:16
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Nothing yet, so far.
Penis head? That is really hurtful, I would've said something meaner to him or something, if his hair was plat. blonde, I would've called him cum head. -
#74 by kenny57028 on 06 Aug, 2010 21:54
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Ya I just kinda laughed at it because it was so childish. It was more of a "did he really just say that."