Yesterday I went to the supermarket with my son. As I was opening the freezer door to get some frozen peas, one of the grocery clerks passed me by and said ET, phone home. I looked at my son and said what was that about? He gave me a puzzled look.
A few minutes later I was getting some boxes of cereal and the same clerk passed by and said ET, phone home. I looked at my son. He looked back at me and said, dad I think he was talking to you. I asked my son, why do you think that?
Do you think I look like ET?
If my son wasn't with me I would have decked that jerk of a clerk.
Wow...that's pretty weird. There isn't even a remote resemblance. Don't sweat it man
Yesterday I went to the supermarket with my son. As I was opening the freezer door to get some frozen peas, one of the grocery clerks passed me by and said ET, phone home. I looked at my son and said what was that about? He gave me a puzzled look.
A few minutes later I was getting some boxes of cereal and the same clerk passed by and said ET, phone home. I looked at my son. He looked back at me and said, dad I think he was talking to you. I asked my son, why do you think that?
Do you think I look like ET?
If my son wasn't with me I would have decked that jerk of a clerk.
Another dad that takes his kids grocery shopping. Awesome.
I wouldn't waste my time or energy by decking that
ignorant grocery clerk. I would release my kids on him. The crude dude wouldn't know what hit him.

Rodger, Over and Out
Rodger, your kids are really cute.
BaldBen, I wouldn't have wasted time with the clerk -- rather, his manager and I would be having a cozy conversation.
BaldBen, I wouldn't have wasted time with the clerk -- rather, his manager and I would be having a cozy conversation.
I wouldn't waste time talking to the manager about it, either. It's just not worth the effort.
Originally posted by Bootedbear
Rodger, your kids are really cute.
I second that. God, they are ADORABLE.
Being new to the sly world so far I have heard that I look like an alien (not ET though, the scary kind). A guy at work says to grow it back because I look too much like a biker dude.
Some have said Mr. Clean, George the Animal Steele (oldtime wrestler), a girl at work said she gets a Yul Brenner vibe (that I take as a compliment).
Most of the names I've been called have been positive, but one sticks out...no surprise that the negative comment came from The Lovely Mrs. Schro. I was wearing a turtleneck during the winter and she said I look like a
thumb.
Now, even though it ticked me off, I laughed my ass off.
Most of the names I've been called have been positive, but one sticks out...no surprise that the negative comment came from The Lovely Mrs. Schro. I was wearing a turtleneck during the winter and she said I look like a thumb.
Now, even though it ticked me off, I laughed my ass off. 
Schro, I know your wife has SLYness issues, but that was a good one.

Max
Most of the names I've been called have been positive, but one sticks out...no surprise that the negative comment came from The Lovely Mrs. Schro. I was wearing a turtleneck during the winter and she said I look like a thumb.
Now, even though it ticked me off, I laughed my ass off. 
She may have been right about that. That's one of the reasons I no longer wear turtlenecks.
Most of the names I've been called have been positive, but one sticks out...no surprise that the negative comment came from The Lovely Mrs. Schro. I was wearing a turtleneck during the winter and she said I look like a thumb.
Now, even though it ticked me off, I laughed my ass off. 
lmao too, Schroman.

As long as she doesn't tell you you have your "
thumb up yer a$$".
Yesterday I went to the supermarket with my son. As I was opening the freezer door to get some frozen peas, one of the grocery clerks passed me by and said ET, phone home. I looked at my son and said what was that about? He gave me a puzzled look.
A few minutes later I was getting some boxes of cereal and the same clerk passed by and said ET, phone home. I looked at my son. He looked back at me and said, dad I think he was talking to you. I asked my son, why do you think that?
Do you think I look like ET?
If my son wasn't with me I would have decked that jerk of a clerk.
You should have just told him to put his opinion in paper, not plastic
Most of the names I've been called have been positive, but one sticks out...no surprise that the negative comment came from The Lovely Mrs. Schro. I was wearing a turtleneck during the winter and she said I look like a thumb.
Now, even though it ticked me off, I laughed my ass off. 
SCHRO!!!!!! I just about pissed my pants laughing at that one!! Mrs. Schro obviously rocks!! (other than the whole not liking SLY thing)
I won't laugh this hard again all day.... i'm sure!!
So far I've been called "seal head" and "(insert a name for the male organ here) head" lol
Dan
Tell them that you're sorry that they confuse a male organ with something that doesn't grow hair on it, and that they should talk to someone about their pedophilia obsession.