A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'
'Perfect,' her husband said, 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.'
You are really on a roll....
LOL...reminds me of another joke sorta on those same lines there Drack....
Husband comes to bed and give the wife two asprins and a glass of water. SHe looks at him and says " Whats these for?" He said "For your headache" Well I dont have a headache she responded...he said good....JUMP ON!