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Offline Koaa2

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Sick Day
« on: April 14, 2008, 04:25:35 PM »
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today.
 
 I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
 
 The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
 
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon..........you got nice house."
 


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Re: Sick Day
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2008, 04:42:52 PM »
That's not very PC.


Agonizing over what cannot be is an insult to what is.

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Re: Sick Day
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2008, 04:46:31 PM »
That's not very PC.

Exactly,   O0

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Re: Sick Day
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2008, 10:20:13 PM »
sounds like the "politically correct police" is playing a little good cop\ bad cop.    that was not cool.


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Re: Sick Day
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2008, 10:49:10 PM »
GROAN !!
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Re: Sick Day
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2008, 10:57:57 PM »
sounds like the "politically correct police" is playing a little good cop\ bad cop.    that was not cool.

Well said, pburke.


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Re: Sick Day
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2008, 04:34:08 AM »
Apologize if it is offensive to anyone,  since it was sent to me by a Chinese gay man, I might have over looked that.

Thanks for pointing it out.
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Re: Sick Day
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2008, 01:22:01 AM »
So gay jokes or Democrat jokes are not allowed but ethnic jokes are okay. Good to see where you stand.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2008, 03:18:00 AM by JDog »

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Re: Sick Day
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2008, 07:43:46 AM »
We all make mistakes sometimes, but most do not try to incorporate bigotry and politically incorrectness into their lives.

Pround to be politically correct and confronting bigotry, sexism, racism and homophobia whenever I can.

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Re: Sick Day
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2008, 11:11:26 AM »
Let's face it guys..... what makes a politically incorrect joke funny is the streotypes that are attached to the target of that joke. As long as you are not attacking anyone PERSONALLY, a joke is just a joke!!!! That's right... just a joke!

I don't feel bad laughing at a funny non-politically correct joke.

See.... I'm Polish and have been hearing Polish jokes my whole life. I probably know more Polish jokes than the rest of you guys combined. I think a Hell of a lot of them are funny. I've never once, not EVEN once, been offended by one of these jokes. It's just a joke. And yes i repeat these jokes........ if they're funny!!!!!

That's part of the problem with the world............ too damn serious all the time.

If i tell a joke about a gay guy (or any other portion of society) it doesn't mean I hate gay guys...........now if it's a joke about a Democrat..... :)
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Re: Sick Day
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2008, 01:40:20 PM »
I lived with Polish people most of life, upper Minnesota, I used to think some of jokes were funny, but when people tell them, they don't realize that there are some people in this world, and children who believe that kind of crap. It just seems to perpetuate the negative streotypes, even though it may seem funny and humorus at the time.

It is just like telling jokes about Blacks, Jews, Women and Gays that perpetuate the negative sterotypes. I think sexism is one of the compenents behind the Hillary jokes. It is just driving a lot of people crazy that a assertive women could be in such power. I used to see it all the time in the military. Many of my female officer friends had all kinds of trouble with mostly white men acccepting them as superiors. They would do all kinds of crap to undermine their authority.

I think a joke is  a joke, but when it perpetuates sterotypes, one has to be concerned.
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Re: Sick Day
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2008, 02:23:02 PM »
This thread just shows to go ya that politically incorrect jokes are not appreciated by a lot of people. Maybe we shouldn't post them. Ya think.