Poll

How do you feel about unsolicited head-rubs?

Ok, if it's from my wife or girlfriend
5 (15.2%)
Ok, if it's from any family member and friend
5 (15.2%)
Ok, if it's from a lady stranger
9 (27.3%)
Ok, if it's from any stranger
1 (3%)
It's Ok. Anyone can give me a head-rub.
6 (18.2%)
It's Not Ok, if it's from a stranger.
5 (15.2%)
I don't like it, but it comes with the territory.
2 (6.1%)
I want to sock them in their jaw, but I'm not a violent man
0 (0%)

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Offline RodgerDodger

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Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
« on: April 06, 2008, 06:19:45 AM »
Watching that crazy lady Paul Deen on her show Paula's Party every Friday is  a way to end a stressful work week.
This past Friday night her guest chefs were Katie Joel, Billy's beautiful new  wife and Max Brenner. Max Brenner is this bald chocolate man. No, he's not a black dude. He owns this place in NYC called Chocolate By The Bald Man.




Anyway, as the show progressed Max put melted chocolate into syringes. He gave one of these chocolate loaded weapons to Paula. This dame went crazy and started shooting the syringe at Max's bald head. He was mad, she apologized and then started licking the chocolate off of his head. I was floored. It was so funny. After licking every bit of the chocolate off of his bald head, she gave him several head rubs. I swear the lady is possessed.

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Offline PBurke

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Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2008, 06:22:25 AM »
i need to catch a rerun on that one
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Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2008, 07:01:10 AM »
Thanks for sharing.  I'll have to try and catch a rerun like Paulie said.
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Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2008, 07:57:23 AM »
Stupid beeotch.  :*))
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Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2008, 08:03:56 AM »
I used to like Paula but she's gone a little too Hollywood for my tastes......
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Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2008, 08:51:00 AM »
Quote from: Mikekoz13 on April 06, 2008, 08:03:56 AM
I used to like Paula but she's gone a little too Hollywood for my tastes......

My thoughts exactly
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Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2008, 10:32:11 AM »
I watched that episode, makes me want to go to one of his restaurants.  Maybe some day.  Seems liek a fairly cool guy.
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Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2008, 11:16:17 AM »
Quote from: Mikekoz13 on April 06, 2008, 08:03:56 AM
I used to like Paula but she's gone a little too Hollywood for my tastes......
Agree. Sad how that always seems to happen when people "hit it big".
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Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2008, 12:56:49 PM »
Quote from: RodgerDodger on April 06, 2008, 06:19:45 AM
I was watching that crazy lady Paula Deen
Did you call Paula Deen, crazy. :/O
Nobody disses my Georgia gal, Miss Paula!!  :x!

I've been to her restaurant, The Lady & Sons...and she's the real deal.
A very charming lady.

What's really bugging me is why the guy put the chocolate in the syringe? >:(
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Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2008, 01:00:30 PM »
Yeah, I'm with Rafter.  I've watched her show a few times a like it.  The wife and I love to eat so we like her "style."  Now we only started tuning into her show, maybe, about 5 months ago so I can't honestly say that I know how she "use" to act. 

I'm with Rafter on the syringe thing.  Paula is crazy???  What the heck was that guy planning on doing with that syringe full of chocolate???  :o :-\  Paula was probably defending herself.   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2008, 01:07:03 PM »
Hell sounds like a good time  :*)) :*))
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Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2008, 01:08:43 PM »
Quote from: nomad on April 06, 2008, 01:07:03 PM
Hell sounds like a good time  :*)) :*))

 :o :o :o  You sicky puppy.  I like you better already.   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2008, 03:24:17 PM »
That sounds crazy, even for Paula.
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Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2008, 05:19:11 PM »
Paula Deen earned my utmost respect when she responded with a witty remark that put some PC Health nut back in his place.

I believe she was on Oprah and someone in the audience asked her if her special fried chicken that is deep fried in lard was good for the heart.

She responded by saying "I'm your cook, not your doctor"

Go Paula!
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Re: Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2008, 08:24:03 PM »
I say we all go back to the old ways of cooking...hell people lived longer and were happier when they ate food that made them feel good.  Use that lard...the butter, the sugar.....hell use it all..lol

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I think they syringes was just used to make it more enjoyable...but shooting up with chocolate....now im in on that one,...just if we can find a way to put reese cups in a syringe....
LOL

Timmay
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