Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.
When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:''Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?''
The bus driver shakes his head and says,''No, I'm sorry.''
At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: ''Will it take ME?''
Oh Frost man... that was baaaaaad!
Honest it's a true story...... the bus driver was a friend of a friend of mine. Total here's your sign moment.
Now it went from funny to scary!

Unfortunately, they walk among us!
don't laugh, i married her. not really.
don't laugh, i married her. not really.
I didn't marry her but I'm pretty sure i slept with her once........