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Yet another "A guy walks into a bar..." joke by Marz on 20 Feb, 2008 17:01
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(I got this off of another forum I go to sometimes but I thought it was pretty funny)
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, “Quick pour me twelve drinks.”
So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, “Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast.”
The guys says, “Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I''ve got.”
The bartender says, “What''ve you got?”
The guy says, “$1.00” -
#1 by frostillicus123 on 20 Feb, 2008 19:45
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hahaha that's funny no matter how manytime yo uhear it
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#2 by Timmay on 20 Feb, 2008 20:35
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LOL....good one. Wonder if I could pull that off. LOL
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#3 by PORKY on 21 Feb, 2008 02:09
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A guy walks into the bar; and pulls out a pillow and a head , he says "are you SURE this is what you want?" the bartender walks over "can i help you ?"the guy says " its my sons 21st birthday and he wanted to come to the bar , to celebrate !" WELL... ok i guess ? what do you want to drink ?
Harvey(the head) says fgive me a shot of SOMETHING so he sets a shot of wiskey up and sticks in a straw ... Harvey suckes it down and the next thing ya know he starts rumbling ... POOOF out pops a body ! give me another , HURRY says harvy so the bartender sets another up , he slugs it down and ... POOOF poof, out pop 2 legs , HURRY HURRY give me another so he slams down another and sure enuff POOF POOF out pop 2 arms , OH GOD DAD , only 1 thing left ! barkeep give me a double ! the dad says HARVEY , you should stop , look what gods ALREADY given you ! but dad i only have 1 part left as he slurps down the double and rumble clash BANGO 
!Harvey COMPLETELY dissapears !!!...... The moral of this story ? Harvey SHOULD've stopped when he was "a head" ! 
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#4 by JDog on 21 Feb, 2008 02:31
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Marz-great joke mate!
Porky-weird joke but still funny