Author Topic: The Top Ten Reasons why Men Prefer Guns Over Women.  (Read 755 times)

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The Top Ten Reasons why Men Prefer Guns Over Women.
« on: February 19, 2008, 08:31:28 PM »
The Top Ten Reasons why Men Prefer Guns Over Women.


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.





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Re: The Top Ten Reasons why Men Prefer Guns Over Women.
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2008, 09:17:48 PM »
LOL...good one  there bro.  I should post that on my fridge................watch out ..BANG!...
damnit she at it again..lol

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Re: The Top Ten Reasons why Men Prefer Guns Over Women.
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2008, 07:55:57 AM »
That's good Sarge. I'll have to send that to my old man.
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