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#15
by
Kyfho
on 24 Jan, 2008 14:17
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“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”
-Arthur C. Clarke
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#16
by
JDog
on 24 Jan, 2008 14:19
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Another fine Yogi Berra quote
"Half the lies they tell about me arent true"
My favorite quote of all time is below my post by famed hispanic poet and author Luis J.Rodriguez.
"Of all the human emotions,Self-Pity is the most dangerous and destructive"
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#17
by
Marz
on 24 Jan, 2008 14:30
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"Common Sense just isn't common" - unknown
"Everyone is ignorant, but on different issues." - Will Rogers
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#18
by
Jim80
on 24 Jan, 2008 21:01
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i believe this is from FDR "It's not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog"
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#19
by
Stu
on 24 Jan, 2008 21:49
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"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
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#20
by
dinosaur
on 24 Jan, 2008 22:00
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"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake" - chessmaster savielly tartakower
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#21
by
PORKY
on 24 Jan, 2008 22:12
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CONFUSED MAN SAY... Man who sit on big block ice... ALWAYS have cool stool
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#22
by
Sooner Steve
on 25 Jan, 2008 08:16
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"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?" June Cleaver.

(I know - it's junior high humor but admit it - you laughed didn't you?
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#23
by
PigPen
on 25 Jan, 2008 08:17
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Yeah, I laughed.....it's still funny dammit
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#24
by
schro
on 25 Jan, 2008 08:20
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"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
Oh, good one!
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#25
by
PBurke
on 25 Jan, 2008 08:35
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CARPE DIEM
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#26
by
andrew
on 25 Jan, 2008 08:39
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[fill in a name] is so busy doing nothing he/she doesn't have time for anything.
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#27
by
D.A.L.U.I.
on 25 Jan, 2008 08:54
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Lady Astor to Winston Churchill, "Mr Churchill, you are drunk!"
Winston, "And you lady are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning!"
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#28
by
BaldBen
on 25 Jan, 2008 09:54
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Alfred Hitchcock said, "There's nothing scarier than a clown after midnight".
A British survey quizzed a group of children between the ages of 4 and 12 and found that every single child found clowns to be scary.
Aren't most clowns bald? I don't consider myself to be scary, not even after midnight.
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#29
by
SlickEric
on 25 Jan, 2008 10:33
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Alfred Hitchcock said, "There's nothing scarier than a clown after midnight".
Aren't most clowns bald? I don't consider myself to be scary, not even after midnight.
Ben, are you saying that most bald guys are clowns?

I take offense to that.

There may be some clowns here, but I am certainly NOT a clown.
My friends have been calling me Casper this winter due to my pale pate, but he's a ghost, not a clown!