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Offline Robmeister

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I'm Tempted.....
« on: February 15, 2008, 08:52:13 AM »
....To try that ladies shaver that has 5 blades (forget the name)....recently saw a commercial for them.  I'm like, "HHHhhhmmmm?"

Anybody already been man enough to check those out?



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Re: I'm Tempted.....
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2008, 09:18:02 AM »
Nope, no plans to do so either.


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Re: I'm Tempted.....
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2008, 10:01:31 AM »
Rob-

              I heard that it gives a real nice shave but also gives you the desire to sit when you pee............
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Re: I'm Tempted.....
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2008, 10:19:57 AM »
OH OK Mike..thanks alot for that last comment.   I have always been to embarassed to say this before...but who gives a sh*t ehh...Well my wife has one...and a few weeks ago...it was sitting there in the shower......i was like Hmmmmmmm.....i look around..make sure bathroom door is locked....window blinds are pulled tight...and i break out the wifes razor.  For some reason as I was standing there im like...this is so wrong.  It was like raping her razor or something, I felt dirty...a pervert....but I did it.  I let those 5 blades touch my noggin..and OH IT FELT SOOOOO GOOD!  I started slowly..being there was 5 blades going across my noggin.  It was almost like being a kid in a candy store ya know..all excited and sh*t.  Well I finished off my shave and Wow!  VERY NICE SHAVE.  But for some reason..I think the razor told on me......cause I havent seen it layin around anywhere.....I think she locked it up. 

Well I gotta go pee.......see ya
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Re: I'm Tempted.....
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2008, 10:33:27 AM »
I'll tell you I have shaved with the 3 blade venus before and like it alot more than Mach III. It has those nice cushions on it that help protect against nicks. I dont think we should be embarrased or feel weird about using a ladies razor. I think they rock
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Re: I'm Tempted.....
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2008, 10:40:40 AM »
The only way I'm using a ladies razor is if my wife is in the shower with me stroking my noggin' with it.... Come to think of it, if my wife's in the shower with me doin' any strokin' I'm hoping it's not on the noggin'........
« Last Edit: February 15, 2008, 12:10:11 PM by Mikekoz13 »
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Re: I'm Tempted.....
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2008, 10:47:06 AM »
I'll tell you I have shaved with the 3 blade venus before and like it alot more than Mach III. It has those nice cushions on it that help protect against nicks. I dont think we should be embarrased or feel weird about using a ladies razor. I think they rock

YOU GO GIRL!!!  (**! g6!pw3r



j/k Nick, as we've said before, the end result of the smoothest shave possible justifies the means (you had to know something like this was coiming from your comments).
« Last Edit: February 15, 2008, 10:56:35 AM by schro »


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Re: I'm Tempted.....
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2008, 10:59:39 AM »
I'll tell you I have shaved with the 3 blade venus before and like it alot more than Mach III. It has those nice cushions on it that help protect against nicks. I dont think we should be embarrased or feel weird about using a ladies razor. I think they rock

YOU GO GIRL!!!  (**! g6!pw3r



j/k Nick, as we've said before, the end result of the smoothest shave possible justifies the means (you had to know something like this was coiming from your comments).

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Re: I'm Tempted.....
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2008, 11:44:48 AM »
The only way I'm using a ladies razor is if my wife is in the shower me with stroking my noggin' with it.... Come to think of it, if my wife's in the shower with me doin' any strokin' I'm hoping it's not on the noggin'........

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