athletic equipment, mainly MMA for me, but I am sure some others of the sly brethren would like other sports. I think I might remember a few enthusiast of fine tobacco, cigars, pipes.
latin or polynesian mail order brides?

ok maybe not.
no, think our Cajun friend is on to something here. let's not forget the Asian or eastern European possibilities.
Tyler, what about musical instruments (electric/acoustic guitars, bass guitars, keyboards ,drumkits etc).
BTW ar3inc, you bear a very striking resemblance to one of my favorite musicians. Dan Andriano-Vocalist/Bassist of Chicago's Alkaline Trio and fellow Sly Bald Guy. What do you guys think?
I am not sure how or why, but I get so many "you look just like blah blah," comments. I actually had one buddy try with great influence to convince me to go to hollywood to be a stun double.