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Sly guys and Gurls Q+A!! Random ways to get to know your buddies! by Jdogs Better Half on 10 Oct, 2007 23:44
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Random ways to get to know your buddies....yep 18 questions! Copy and Paste - off you go!!!!
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
Jdoggy, actually we high fived while in the car once and he knocked the mirror off and it wacked into my mouth.....nice one goof ball
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
mmm yep, some strong and courageous people do it every day
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
Nope
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? Ah la Encino Man
Hell No...gross
5) How fast can you type?
Pretty dang fast
6) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
Nope, to young to have ever been to a drive in! Do they still have those??
7) Do you knock on wood?
Yep
Can you hula hoop?
Sure can
9) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Most of the time...come on I'm a woman we are good at talking!
10) What do you want for Christmas?
Have a fun day on Levi's 1st Xmas
11) Do you talk in your sleep?
I dont think so??
12) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
No
13) Can you juggle?
Nope!
14) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
Death Penalty for all Pedophiles
15) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
Levi
16) Are you ready to rumble?
Hell yes
17 Have you ever been arrested?
Not that I recall
18) Can you handle the truth?
Sure can
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#1 by Robmeister on 11 Oct, 2007 08:49
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OK...I'll bite
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
My 5-year-old son....yesterday
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
Hell Yeah
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
Yep
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? Ah la Encino Man
Have no idea what that means
5) How fast can you type?
Pretty dang fast
6) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
Yep
7) Do you knock on wood?
Nope Can you hula hoop?
It's been decades
9) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yep...until I'm on the Poly
10) What do you want for Christmas?
To have been slated for my spot in the Police Academy for January!!!
11) Do you talk in your sleep?
Every now and then
12) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
Nope
13) Can you juggle?
Yep
14) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
I'd like to repeal the law of gravity
15) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
My wife and kids
16) Are you ready to rumble?
Hell yes
17 Have you ever been arrested?
Yep
18) Can you handle the truth?
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#2 by Timmay on 11 Oct, 2007 08:55
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Random ways to get to know your buddies....yep 18 questions! Copy and Paste - off you go!!!!
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
My son this morning, we pass each other in the hall way, still sleepy eye'd. Its like our morning wake up ritual
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
If I was drafted I guess I wouldnt have a choice. I would rather not....i cant stand it when I get sand in my shoes.
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
not normally, but it has happened.
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? Ah la Encino Man
OK someone educate me here.....
5) How fast can you type?
Oh helli can type fast just nto susre if it will be spelled right or not...just ask the guys..they are always making fun of my spealling.
6) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
Yes I have, but they closed em down right after wards...
7) Do you knock on wood?
Heck yeah I do
Can you hula hoop?
I can make it spin....but thats a different story
9) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Most of the time...but come on....some secrets are to funny to keep a secret.
10) What do you want for Christmas?
A Helicopter
11) Do you talk in your sleep?
I dunno
12) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
Why not.....I use to say that until I found out the procedure, I thought for the guys they some how surgically removed em...LOL
13) Can you juggle?
Two balls I can....add three and watch out
14) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
Death Penalty for all Pedophiles ,.....I will have to agree to this one. I have an uncle who just got discovered. Yes I know he is my uncle...but damn...use your freakin head
15) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
My wife and Kids in a group hug
16) Are you ready to rumble?
Hell yes
17 Have you ever been arrested?
Not that I recall
18) Can you handle the truth?
Sure can
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#3 by -Doug- on 11 Oct, 2007 09:08
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Random ways to get to know your buddies....yep 18 questions! Copy and Paste - off you go!!!!
Here's my two cents....
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
My son, yesterday.
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
If I was drafted I would protest as I am the sole bread winner for me family of 5. If that didn't work, I would consider some other wya to get out of it. I support the soldiers and their efforts, I just don't agree with the war and the way we got into it.
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
Sometimes I will fall asleep watching it.
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? Ah la Encino Man
Not sure.
5) How fast can you type?
Fast enough for me.
6) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
No
7) Do you knock on wood?
No. Can you hula hoop?
No
9) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Usually
10) What do you want for Christmas?
Clothes for work.
11) Do you talk in your sleep?
I've been told that I do, sometimes
12) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
No.
13) Can you juggle?
Yes, quite well with three.
14) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
Some law to reduce the time people spend on Death Row.
15) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
My wife and boys!
16) Are you ready to rumble?
No.
17 Have you ever been arrested?
No.
18) Can you handle the truth?
You betcha
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#4 by schro on 11 Oct, 2007 09:11
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Here’s my two cents…..
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
The Lovely Mrs. Schro and my two kids when we were golfing last week (don’t remember who got the last one)
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
No doubt
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
Nope
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? Ah la Encino Man
Like Robmeister, I also have no idea what that means
5) How fast can you type?
Depends on how much beer I’ve had. Overall, pretty quickly.
6) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
Nope, but I am willing to give it a try.
7) Do you knock on wood?
occasionally
Can you hula hoop?
no, I’m a guy.
9) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Very good.
10) What do you want for Christmas?
To have my January 2008 VISA statement disappear.
11) Do you talk in your sleep?
Nope, or so I've been told.
12) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
I haven’t, but I would. However, I don’t know if the world is ready for another Schro
13) Can you juggle?
What is this, a circus application?
14) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
I’d like to see the ability to plea bargain to a lesser crime eliminated. If you kill someone, it’s murder, not some lesser “degree of murder” or manslaughter. That and I’d like to see the death penalty used more often (don’t get preachy with me if you disagree, I have my beliefs and you can have yours).
15) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
My kids…my wife already smiles plenty.
16) Are you ready to rumble?
Right now, no (a little hung over from last night). But usually I’m ready to go.
17 Have you ever been arrested?
No
18) Can you handle the truth?
Heck yeah. It’s the only way to live.
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#5 by KALBO on 11 Oct, 2007 09:44
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Hmmm...
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
My brother
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
No way, I volunteered and still serve today and will continue to do so!
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
No
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? Ah la Encino Man
5) How fast can you type?
80 words per minute
6) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
Well, yeah...but a movie wasn't showing, do flea markets count?
7) Do you knock on wood?
Sometimes
8 ) Can you hula hoop?
Never tried...never will...guess that means NO.
9) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Not at all.
10) What do you want for Christmas?
White Sox Season Pass
11) Do you talk in your sleep?
Sort of, if you ask me questions while I am sleeping, I usually answer them...that's why I'm not good at keeping secrets.
12) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
Technically I would have to say yes...I'll leave it at that.
13) Can you juggle?
No, just card tricks.
14) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
Like to see mandatory service in the armed forces, maybe 2 years.
15) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
Sarah
16) Are you ready to rumble?
Why, you wanna fight?
17) Have you ever been arrested?
Never
18) Can you handle the truth?
Always!
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#6 by wpruitt on 11 Oct, 2007 13:40
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1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
-Some buddies at my college reunion two weeks ago.
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
-My country right or wrong! Hell yeah
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
-Yes, but not all night
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? Ah la Encino Man
-Do what?
5) How fast can you type?
-Fairly good speed and accuracy
6) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
-Nope - a life experience which I have missed
7) Do you knock on wood?
-All the time Can you hula hoop?
-Nope
9) Are you good at keeping secrets?
-Most of the time
10) What do you want for Christmas?
-The winning lotto ticket! Seriously, heath, happiness and prosperity for my family
11) Do you talk in your sleep?
-I have been accused of mumbling. Does that count
12) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
-Not at this time ... but I would never rule out the possibility
13) Can you juggle?
-No
14) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
-Abolition of deficit spending
15) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
-A group smile to the family
16) Are you ready to rumble?
-??
17 Have you ever been arrested?
-No
18) Can you handle the truth?
-Yes
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#7 by Bald_freak on 11 Oct, 2007 15:06
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Random ways to get to know your buddies....yep 18 questions! Copy and Paste - off you go!!!!
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
a co worker after he so eloquently insult the boss without him even getting it.
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
can't, government thinks I'm too Loony
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
Radio or fans for me
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? Ah la Encino Man
I'm lost on that one
5) How fast can you type?
slower than a retarded snail stuck in molassess
6) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
not yet
7) Do you knock on wood?
no
Can you hula hoop?
I can chuck one pretty far
9) Are you good at keeping secrets?
even hooked up to a polly I can
10) What do you want for Christmas?
"Midget with a club" from friggem all industries
11) Do you talk in your sleep?
No, but I put up post in here then
12) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
If the price was right
13) Can you juggle?
always led to personal injury
14) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
Death Penalty for all Pedophiles, (I'll stick with her response)
15) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
every here at SBG
16) Are you ready to rumble?
no, but the burrito I ate an hour ago is
17 Have you ever been arrested?
yes, possession of tabacco as a minor
18) Can you handle the truth?
nah, prefer to construct my own realities
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#8 by Jdogs Better Half on 11 Oct, 2007 15:19
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Ahhhhh how nice it is to have a laugh first thing in the morning. You guys crack me up!
OK boys - obviously none of you have seen the movie Encinco Man - Wheezing the Juice is when you stick your mouth under the slushy machine and drink directly from it! There is an indian dude in the movie who says with his wicked accent NO WHEZZING THE JUoooicEEEE!!!
I urge you all to rent this movie on the weekend, it stars quality actors such a Pauly Shore and Brandon Fraser!
Mumma said knock you out, Mumma said knock you out!
And no I have not had coffee this morning, I actually got some sleep last night so I feel hyper! -
#9 by andrew on 11 Oct, 2007 15:55
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Random ways to get to know your buddies....yep 18 questions! Copy and Paste - off you go!!!!
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
I tried to high-five my teenaged daughter last week but she didn't return it. Left me with my hand in air like a dope.
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
Absolutely, but they probably wouldn't want my old bones.
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
Never
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? Ah la Encino Man
No
5) How fast can you type?
Very fast.
6) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
Oh yeah, and more ...
7) Do you knock on wood?
yes, and it's usually my head.
Can you hula hoop?
Maybe if I tried ... I used to be able to.
9) Are you good at keeping secrets?
No, I'm terrible at keeping secrets.
10) What do you want for Christmas?
Portable GPS.
11) Do you talk in your sleep?
No
12) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
No
13) Can you juggle?
No
14) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
After 3 convictions for violent crimes, in jail for life.
15) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
My wife and daughter.
16) Are you ready to rumble?
Always
17 Have you ever been arrested?
No, I've never been caught.
18) Can you handle the truth?
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#10 by Marz on 11 Oct, 2007 16:18
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1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
My wife, for getting a strike while bowling
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
Yes, seeing is was to fight for my country.
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
Yes
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? Ah la Encino Man
no
5) How fast can you type?
60 - 90 wpm depending on the day
6) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
yep
7) Do you knock on wood?
Yes, all the time.
Sly Can you hula hoop?
not well, but I can keep it going for a minute or so
9) Are you good at keeping secrets?
very!
10) What do you want for Christmas?
whatever the giver sees fit.
11) Do you talk in your sleep?
no
12) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
I would I guess, I never have.
13) Can you juggle?
Yes
14) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
Legalize it
15) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
Cathie
16) Are you ready to rumble?
Yep
17 Have you ever been arrested?
No.
18) Can you handle the truth?
So far, yes.
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#11 by nomad on 19 Oct, 2007 17:41
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1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
a whole bunch of good Buckeye fans at the Purdue game
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
Yes, seeing is was to fight for my country.
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
Yes
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? Ah la Encino Man
yes I have, glad better half refreshed my memory
5) How fast can you type?
I'm a one finger hunter and pecker what do you think?
6) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
yes
7) Do you knock on wood?
Yes, all the time.
Sly Can you hula hoop?
nope
9) Are you good at keeping secrets?
depends on the secret if its REAL funny its a bit harder to do
10) What do you want for Christmas?
a trunk monkey
11) Do you talk in your sleep?
I didn't hear anything
12) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
sure, aren't you donating every time you.......
13) Can you juggle?
sure, if you count throwing a bunch of stuff in the air and dropping it
14) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
Legalize pot and make alcohol illegal, sorry guys but there are tooooo many "just add alcohol a-holes" out there I was in the bar biz for awhile. when your high nobody fights, they just want to laugh and eat twinkies, I'm a retired pothead from way back and I still think that way, and I also like the kill all pedophiles deal too.
15) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
Stacey and the kids
16) Are you ready to rumble?
Yes I am
17 Have you ever been arrested?
Nope
18) Can you handle the truth?
I wish there was more of it
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#12 by Bald_freak on 20 Oct, 2007 17:40
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14) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
Legalize pot and make alcohol illegal, sorry guys but there are tooooo many "just add alcohol a-holes" out there I was in the bar biz for awhile. when your high nobody fights, they just want to laugh and eat twinkies, I'm a retired pothead from way back and I still think that way, and I also like the kill all pedophiles deal too
I agree with Nomad about booze being more dangerous than reefer. We tried banning alcohol, it didn't work, just openned the door for organized crime. Key with most drugs is moderation and self awarness. Knowing how much you can handle without losing control. For instance: ephedra. If taken in the right way it can be benificial in increasing athletic performance and is perfectly safe. Take more than what's directed and your heart goes "pop!!!". -
#13 by JDog on 20 Oct, 2007 19:06
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Random ways to get to know your buddies....yep 18 questions! Copy and Paste - off you go!!!!
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
I do not hi-five. I only lo-five
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
yes I would,no doubt.
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
Yes.
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? Ah la Encino Man
Is Paulie Shore even relavent anymore?
5) How fast can you type?
I can type 100word per second.
6) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
Yes.And I have also had sex at the drive in.
7) Do you knock on wood?
I have been known to on occaison
Can you hula hoop?
When I was thinner I could.
9) Are you good at keeping secrets?
3 people can keep a secret if 2 arent alive anymore.
10) What do you want for Christmas?
Have a fun day on Levi's 1st Xmas,Also an XboX
11) Do you talk in your sleep?
I have a sleepwalking and sleeptalking problem.
12) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
Only if I was paid $1billion.
13) Can you juggle?
I can juggle 5 chainsaws (running)
14) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
Death Penalty for all Pedophiles & Paulie Shore
15) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
Levi&The Better Half
16) Are you ready to rumble?
What is the reward?
17 Have you ever been arrested?
Many times
18) Can you handle the truth?
Only with the help of Jack Nicholson -
#14 by VFRWolf on 20 Oct, 2007 20:49
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1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
Probably a co-worker
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
yes I would,no doubt.
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
Only when I'm watching a chick flick with my wife
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? Ah la Encino Man
Done what to juice? Is that even legal?
5) How fast can you type?
Depends, on how drunk I am.
6) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
Yep.
7) Do you knock on wood?
Yep
8)Can you hula hoop?
Used to, haven't tried in years
9) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Of course. Do all the time.
10) What do you want for Christmas?
A shiny new band saw, or a new BMW R 1200 GS
11) Do you talk in your sleep?
I hope not, or I'm in trouble
12) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
Not on purpose
13) Can you juggle?
Nope
14) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
Ban politicians, oh, and castration to Pedophiles would be good
15) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
Probably my kids
16) Are you ready to rumble?
Everyday
17 Have you ever been arrested?
No
18) Can you handle the truth?
Everyday