I got my first nickname and or comments on this job.

one of the guys in the store gave me the Vin Diesel thing (i don't know where that came from)
and one of my guys was ribbin' me about the shine was too much off my mellon that he couldn't understand what I was tellin' him

It was all way too funny
 

I get daily comments on the high level brightness on my shine. I have even gotten complaints from the Aviation Department about airplanes not being able to land because of the reflection off my bald head

Funny...and to think they are probably thinkin' they are razzing you on the bald head..

when to all us slick and sly dudes it's a very high compliment!!

Gotta love it!

I was recently called a loveable teady bear. But I'm not complaining because it came from a very beautiful girl.

Anyone ever get called "cue ball?"

I know this was from an old post..but I got called cue ball last night.  I was out at the bar and I was playing pool and I scratched...right in the corner pocket..and one of my buddies looked at me and asked me how it felt to sink a family member..lol
Purtty damn good I told em..lol

My last name is Crane, and everyone has been calling me "Cranium" 

I got Mr. Bigglesworth last night at work...  I was told someone came up with that cause they think I'm small although I don't see how  at 6'  200lbs I'm small 

Also the other day I was heading to a friends house for the Montreal Philly game and they thought it would be funny to blare George Thorogood's "Get A Haircut" as I pulled into the driveway and went into their house...

I agree with Noner on the "Mr. Clean" reference.....its been done and over done.  Yes, I do have a hoop earring but only in one ear, and NO I never wear a white tee shirt and white pants together ...Matter of fact, I don't even own white pants.

You guys will get a kick out of this one...the other day I met someone for the first time that had been told I was a downhill skateboard racer...they asked if I shaved my head for better "aerodynamics".   I hope they were joking but the look on their face gave me the distinct impression they were serious.

I belong to a Miata Club and some of the group are very serious autocross racers.  I once told them that I shave my head because it lets me go faster on the track and also improves my MPG..........and for about half a second, they seemed to believe me!  (My goodness but those guys are so gullible!)