Did you know that eagles mate for life? Well one day Harry the eagle waited
At the nest for Mary his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when
She didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead!
Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning he decided that he
Must get himself another mate but since there weren't any lady eagles
Available he'd have to cross the feather barrier. So he flew off to find a
New mate.
He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was OK but
All the dove would say is 'I'm a DOVE, I'm a DOVE and I want to make love!'
Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and
Flew off once more to find a mate.
He found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest Again the sex was
Great but all the loon would say is, 'I'm a LOON, I'm a LOON and I want to
Spoon!' So out with the loon.
Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck
And he brought the duck back to the nest. Again the sex was great, but all
The duck would say was.....
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No, the duck didn't say THAT!!!!! That's an awful thing to think!
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The duck said, 'I am a DRAKE, I'm a DRAKE and you made a MISTAKE !'
