Q: What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a collie?
A: A dog that'll rip your legs off and then go for help.
it's like a lassie that creates endless story lines
it's like a lassie that creates endless story lines

"What's that Lassie, Timmy has another laceration to the forearm? That is like the 10th time this month!"
"well done Lassie, your courageous journey to the distant hospital more than made up for the damage you caused to Timmy's face"