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Cockporn - I mean Popcorn by frostillicus123 on 19 May, 2007 12:07
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An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go, Chucky goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the theater."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"Marge," whispered Mildred.
"What?" said Marge.
"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.
"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. "At our age we've seen 'em all."
"I thought so," said Mildred, "but this one's eating my popcorn!"
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#1 by **sticks** on 19 May, 2007 13:29
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We've all been there....i think... -
#2 by CDN Meathead on 30 May, 2007 23:22
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We've all been there....i think...
With chicken down our pants?
?
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#3 by Paul on 31 May, 2007 04:47
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We've all been there....i think...
With chicken down our pants??
Now that's funny
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#4 by **sticks** on 31 May, 2007 11:50
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We've all been there....i think...
With chicken down our pants??
...yes....
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#5 by Scott on 01 Jun, 2007 00:51
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#6 by MR. CLEAN on 04 Jun, 2007 20:38
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DUDE, I THINK THAT THAT WAS THE JOKE BEING TOLD BY K TO J IN MEN IN BLACK, THE JOKE THAT HE FINISHES, BUT YOU DON'T GET TO HEAR THE START!!! DUDE, NOW I GET WHY HE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD!!!! THANK GOD! ONE OF THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!
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#7 by wpruitt on 04 Jun, 2007 20:44
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Knew I had heard it before
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#8 by RichardN. on 04 Jun, 2007 20:47
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Good one!
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#9 by schro on 04 Jun, 2007 21:33
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I don't think poultry would be my first choice of farm animals to shove down my pants....
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#10 by wpruitt on 04 Jun, 2007 21:48
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And spare us what the first choice is ...