This makes me wonder: are we shaved and goated guys just more thick skinned than our pussified peers or are we prone to commit identity theft?  If so, share you story below!  How much did you steal?  Were you caught?
 

I once pretended to be my brother, to hire a video!

I got away with it too!

Nice blue shirt on the guy and the bald head looks good. Can't be a crook. Must be a model. Maybe we all could be models?

What I'm wondering is how the hell a dude is gonna get away with using a female's ID... 

What I'm wondering is how the hell a dude is gonna get away with using a female's ID... 

Haha, just imagining his booming low voice saying 'hi I'm Susan' ( I can't enlarge the picture so can't see what name is there, but you get the picture).

It's funny that you should bring up this topic now, I've just been cast as a security guard in a music video, so I guess we get stereotyped as both criminals and law enforcement. Half the force over here are sly.

As crazy as this sounds, there is such a thing as what my unit likes to call CGIT's (Crossgender Identity Thieves). When I was deployed two years ago, many AFN (Armed Forces Network) ID theft commercials had men with long hair (you could see the Adam's Apple)and short-haired/sly women (you could see there was no Adam's apple) They would have voices corresponding with their (alleged) gender, but if you check and see on Youtube, search for "AFN Identity Theft Commercials" (they may or may not be uploaded). Some of the first names used in these commercials are names that could be given to either sex. One good thing to invest in is a shredder. Simply throwing papers with your name (or God forbid your SSN in its entirety) on them is walking into the trap of ID theft. Also be careful when giving out personal information over the phone and on the internet. Also do not conduct personal phone business in public places or out on the sidewalk where you can be seen..People do eavesdrop! And finally, be careful when you trust someone else with your affairs, sometimes its just better to wait unitl you can do it yourself. Thanks to the OP for bringing up a subject we all need to be aware of!

Half the (security) force over here are sly.

At breakfast at Bojangles last week, the policemen that were in for breakfast were as shiny as could be on top.

Daughter's boyfriend is in basic training for the national guard. He's as bald as they come. ( He's not likely to leave it bald when he has a choice and she does not want me encouraging him any more that being bald myself).

So if I understand this correctly, what we are saying is that cops are notorious identity thieves?   

Comic books, movies and TV have used bald guys as villains for decades.  Unfortunately for the Post Office, sly is far more mainstream (and as everyone has noted, absolutely common in law enforcement), so the poster seems a little behind the times to this bald guy! 

If the poster was part of a Monty Python skit, when the girl on the license got her identity back, she'd have to shave her head and grow a goatee because that would be easier than correcting all the records!