She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked
across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door... I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge
to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
