I'll try to get some more posted later today:

Really? It sure looked like that fancy rice burner...and I thought that was Santa in the saddle. Jeez, I've been had!
Super cool...what's the name of Santa's ride?
Super cool...what's the name of Santa's ride?
That would be Donner Ultra Limited!
hey, santa.
what you've got for us ?
Headslick in every bald man's stocking!!!
hey, santa.
what you've got for us ?
Headslick in every bald man's stocking!!!
send here some, I really need it

get some fast reindeers, so you can be here by X-mas
lol:D