Ohai sly brothers

Listen on this thing that happened to me 2 days ago:D
I was walking with my GF on the park, when we suddenly seen some of her friends.
We joined the group, we introduced to each other, we sharted a chit chat. Some of them were drunk, some maybe even high.
Then, some girl came to me and said: "Can I touch your head?"
I, of course, said: "No, sorry."
Then she said: "If I'll let you touch my boobs, will you let me?"
I said: "No, sorry

(I would do it , but my GF was there), but, for the generous offer, I will let you touch my head for a couple of seconds"

This is a real fact that happened me day before yesterday:D
I guess she was high or so, she was also preety good looking.
Thanks for reading.