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Slynito

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A blonde finds herself in serious trouble...
« on: November 02, 2011, 01:32:11 PM »
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble.

Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's desperate so she decides to ask God for help.

She begins to pray, 'God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.'

Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.

She again prays, 'God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.'

Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays, 'My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house and my car. I don't often ask You for help and I've always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order.'

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself saying…


'Sweetheart, work with Me on this..... BUY A TICKET.'   



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Re: A blonde finds herself in serious trouble...
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2011, 01:37:09 PM »
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Re: A blonde finds herself in serious trouble...
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2011, 01:37:45 PM »
he. pwnd.
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Re: A blonde finds herself in serious trouble...
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2011, 03:05:41 PM »
 :*))
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